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    Funny Birthday Card - Dead In Dog Years Rude Age Old Greeting
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    Funny Birthday Card - Dead In Dog Years Rude Age Old Greeting

    Funny Rude Age Old Birthday Greeting Card

    £3.50

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    Feeling a bit creaky and past it? This hilarious card reminds the recipient they've officially crossed the threshold into 'dog years' old, making it perfect for a cheeky laugh.

    • Undeniably funny and pulls no punches.
    • Ideal for mates, parents, or siblings who appreciate a bit of banter.
    • Crafted from quality card with a sturdy kraft envelope.
    • Perfect for milestone birthdays – Mum's 50th, Dad's twilight years, or a new decade for your best mate.

    Just be prepared for a comeback!

    • Orders under £7 sent Royal Mail 2nd Class.
      Orders £7 and over sent Tracked Royal Mail.
    • Greeting cards posted with envelopes, ready to send
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