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    Funny Rude Cat Years Birthday Card - Age Old Greeting

    Funny Rude Cat Years Birthday Card - Age Old Greeting

    Funny Rude Age Old Birthday Greeting Card

    £3.50

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    Give your ancient mates a good laugh with this cracking birthday card, hilariously pointing out they're officially dead in cat years!

    • Features the blunt but true statement: 'Hey You! You're Dead In Cat Years!'
    • Plenty of space inside for your own message and comes with a trusty kraft envelope.
    • Perfect for cynics, grumpy grandparents, or anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously.
    • Ideal for milestone birthdays: 21st, 40th, 50th, 70th and beyond!

    A cheeky memento they'll (grudgingly) cherish!?) cherish!

    • Orders under £7 sent Royal Mail 2nd Class.
      Orders £7 and over sent Tracked Royal Mail.
    • Greeting cards posted with envelopes, ready to send
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