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    Penis Measurer Bookmark - Funny Gift for Him, Naughty Gift for Him
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    Penis Measurer Bookmark - Funny Gift for Him, Naughty Gift for Him

    Stocking Filler / Present Gift

    £3.25

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    Unleash your inner sexologist with this gloriously daft, yet brilliantly functional, willy-measuring bookmark – because mystery is so last season!

    • Keeps your page and measures your 'love muscle' with clear markings.
    • The ultimate conversation starter, guaranteed to raise a smile or a blush.
    • Perfect for bookworms, friends who have EVERYTHING, or a brilliant Secret Santa.
    • A wonderfully witty stocking filler that livens up any bookshelf.

    Give the gift of giggles and girth (ahem) growth!

    • Orders under £7 sent Royal Mail 2nd Class.
      Orders £7 and over sent Tracked Royal Mail.
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