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    Penis Measuring Card - Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him/Greeting
    Valentine's Day Cards

    Penis Measuring Card - Naughty Valentine's Day Card for Him/Greeting

    Partner / Valentines Greeting Card

    £3.50

    Free UK mainland delivery. Dispatch within 1 business day; delivery usually takes 1–3 working days after dispatch, depending on the service. Delivery details. Allow extra time at Christmas.

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    Ever wondered if your partner’s a grower or a shower? This cheeky card is the perfect way to find out, or at least have a right good laugh!

    • A bona fide penis measuring card to add silliness to your relationship.
    • Perfect for playful partners, lovers of a good giggle, or hilariously awkward spice.
    • Printed on quality cardstock and includes a trusty kraft envelope, ready for gifting.
    • The ultimate funny Valentine's, birthday surprise, or 'thinking of you, you flipping legend' gift.

    Prepare for blushes and uncontrollable snorting!

    • Orders under £7 sent Royal Mail 2nd Class.
      Orders £7 and over sent Tracked Royal Mail.
    • Greeting cards posted with envelopes, ready to send
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