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    Rude Valentine's Card - Expectations Like Balls - Personalised Gift
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    Rude Valentine's Card - Expectations Like Balls - Personalised Gift

    Funny Rude Personalised Valentine's Card

    £3.50

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    Ditch the sickly sweet and dive into genuine belly-aching laughter with this hilariously crude, personalised Valentine's card!

    • Tell your significant other exactly how you feel with a cheeky, anatomically-inspired nod.
    • Perfect for those with a strong sense of humour and a partner who appreciates a good laugh.
    • Printed on high-quality card with a sturdy kraft envelope, built to last unlike fleeting romances.
    • Ideal for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or a cracking gag gift for friends with sky-high hopes.
    • Be warned: it's probably too rude for your nan, you daft sod!

    Give the gift of a good giggle this Valentine's – or a brilliant anniversary surprise!

    • Orders under £7 sent Royal Mail 2nd Class.
      Orders £7 and over sent Tracked Royal Mail.
    • Greeting cards posted with envelopes, ready to send
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