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    I Lick My Bum & Then Your Face! Funny Rude Birthday Card
    Birthday Cards

    I Lick My Bum & Then Your Face! Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Funny Rude Cat / Dog / Pet Birthday Greeting Card

    £3.50

    Free UK mainland delivery. Dispatch within 1 business day; delivery usually takes 1–3 working days after dispatch, depending on the service. Delivery details. Allow extra time at Christmas.

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    Got a friend with a peculiar sense of humour and an even more peculiar pet? This utterly cheeky card is just the ticket for their birthday!

    • Hilariously inappropriate greeting for pet lovers.
    • High-quality cardstock and sturdy kraft envelope included.
    • Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because.
    • Ideal for significant others, mates, or even your own furball.

    A purr-fectly crude card for a furbulous friend!

    • Orders under £7 sent Royal Mail 2nd Class.
      Orders £7 and over sent Tracked Royal Mail.
    • Greeting cards posted with envelopes, ready to send
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